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lolers that's funny 

hahaha!!! hi to all my couzins! pls don't erase this one until i said!!

haha!!! ewan ko talaga!

A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

" Hi, is Tony home?"

" No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

" No, come in."

They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."

Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "

Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

 

ok..this is an old joke....spell "icup"you'll get it when u spell it

uki..heres one from me

wanna know how indian people communicate without talking?
see the red dot on their head?

infrared dude!!!
yeah..technology..

another one
every mornin'..

i need you.
my 

die to touch you.
i want you in my bed..
i want you to be HOT...

i love you..

my sweet...
NESCAFE!!!
ehehe

black_phoenix wrote:

Lost a Bird
a priest lost his pet bird & asked during mass...
Priest: anyone got a bird?
all men stood up.
Priest: i mean, any1 seen a bird?
all women stood up.
Priest: i meant any1 seen my bird?
...all nuns stood up

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a man was cornered by a lion. he prayed..."Lord, please make this lion a
christian".
the lion suddenly knelt down and prayed....
LION: "bless this this food im about to recieve..."

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ERAP: doc, i accidentally swallowed a chicken bone!
DOC: is it choking?
ERAP: it's max's.
DOC: i didnt mean chowking...i said, are you choking?
ERAP: no.. im serious!

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Some funny signs...

At a Megalink ATM: "Oof Line"
A PLDT sign: "SLOW MEN AT WORK"
Along a highway in Pampanga: "We Make Modern and Antique Furniture"
On a self-service restaurant in Cebu : "Please help our comfort room clean."
In a Baguio grocery: "Fresh Frozen Chicken Sold Here"
In Cubao: "None ID Nothing Entry"
On a convent: "2nd Floor Upstairs."
A rough-painted ramshackle billboard at a construction site: "Erection going on"
On a cracked lopsided wall along Libis, QC.: "Danger Wall is Falling!"
On a flower shop on Rizal Avenue: "We sell artificial fresh flowers"
On a delivery truck: "NOT FOR HERE"
On window of a restaurant in Baguio: "Wanted: Boy Waitress"
On a restaurant: "DETH'S Eatery"
A tag in Divisoria: "Ponkan for sale at P5.00 per each."
At a vacant lot near Makati ave.: "DON'T PARKING"

hahahahaha!!!
thats hilarious!!

di you get the funny lines from the book "Bakit Baliktad Magbasa ng Libro ang mga Pilipino??

Wufe asked husband:"What do you like most in me-my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at herfrom head to toe and replied:"your sense of humor!"

haha...here's another one..

Who said this?..
"I tried my best to make it up to you, but you didn't care..now that i'm gone you want me to come back for you..you should have woken up earlier to see me.."

-magtataho..-

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hunchback:they tease me hunchback..i will study how to karate!
(5 months later..)
friend:You're good at karate!do they still call you hunchback?
hunchback:no..
they now tease me...

Ninja turtle!

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It is not true that beer makes you fat..
on the contrary,beer makes you lean--

lean on walls,lean on doors..and lean on people..

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"Clemency"

want to know what clemency is?
What is clemecy?

Clemency is actually...

the maasim that is put on the 'pancit'..

the best way to make people laugh is to make a clown cry... 

                if you can make a clown cry....

  then your the joker..

              hhahaha....... CORNY