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hey!
let me share to you a story from:
www.lovefatedestiny.com...
ok and here it is!
once,a girl named Betty had a crush on a boy named Angelo.on their school,they bumped each other and Betty blushed really hard.when Betty got home,she called her bestfriend Aileen on the phone and said:
"hey Aileen! it's me Betty! guess what! i bumped my crush in the school this afternoon! and i reall went "OMG"! OMG Aileen you can't believe it! so Aileen what can you say about what happened?"
no one answered..
"Aileen? hello?"Betty called..
A voice of a boy said"hello? Betty? who's Aileen?"
"who are you?"asked Betty in a gentle voice.
"*giggles*i'm Angelo! so,you have a crush on me?*giggles*"Angelo said
"uh-oh!"Betty shouted,dropped the phone and blushed..
she was so embarrassed!
she can't believe her crush was the one she was talking to!
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so i hope you enjoyed it!
and wait...
according to:
www.lovefatedestiny.com... ,
Angelo's tel. # is:
553-6423
and Aileen's # is:
553-6424
Betty was so excited to call Ailenn that she pressed 3 instead of 4..
:]
haha.
that's all!
xoxo!

this is from onlinefunnystories.com:

Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

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Dispatcher: 911
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

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Dispatcher: 911 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

Hope you enjoy it!

  here's another one...



The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
   

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

Last edited by cUtieAyu (2008-07-12 03:55:10)

pick up lines:


  "miss, can i buy you a drink?"
  "actually, i'd rather have the money."
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  "im a photographer, i've been looking for a face like yours."
  "im a plastic surgeon, I'VE been looking for a face like yours!!!"

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  "your face must've turned a few heads!"
  "and your face must've turned a few stomachs!!!!"

___________________________________________________________

  "haven't i seen you someplace before?"
  "yes, that's why i don't go there anymore."

___________________________________________________________

  "is this seat empty?"
  "yes, and THIS ONE WILL if you sit down."

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Last edited by _prInceSs12_ (2008-07-25 12:02:56)

^
lol
--
["Are you ready to die, kids?"
"Aye aye, shinigami!"
"I can't hear you!"
"Aye aye, shinigami!"
"Ooooohhhh..."]

Who has a notebook you can write in to kill?
"DEATHSPONGE NOTEPANTS"!
Who murders the whales,starfish,n the krill?
"DEATHSPONGE NOTEPANTS"!
If murder and mayhem be something you wish...
"DEATHSPONGE NOTEPANTS"!!
Put down a name; you'll have one DEAD FISH!
"DEATHSPONGE NOTEPANTS"!!!
[etc.].

^ all of your jokes are killin me

Mine!
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"

Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog."

"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered.

"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap.

When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should be given additional leeway, the rabbit said that he, too, had been blind since birth. The two animals then forgot about the collision and began commiserating concerning the problems of being blind.

The snake said that his greatest regret was the loss of his identity. He had never been able to see his reflection in the water, and for that reason did not know exactly what he looked like, or even what he was. The rabbit declared that he had the same problem. Seeing a way that they could help each other, the rabbit proposed that one feel the other from head to toe, and then try to describe what the other animal was.

The snake agreed, and started by winding himself around the rabbit. After a few moments, he announced, "You've got very soft, fuzzy fur, long ears, big rear feet, and a little fuzzy ball for a tail. I think that you must be a bunny rabbit!"

The rabbit was much relieved to find his identity, and proceeded to return the favor to the snake. After feeling about the snake's body for a few minutes, he asserted, "Well, you're scaly, you're slimy, you've got beady little eyes, you squirm and slither all the time, and you've got a forked tongue. I think you're a lawyer!"

riana21.punkemorock wrote:

french lessons:
French lesson
Cough: o vou
Ashes: a vou
Naked: hu vou
Car: re vou
Baloon: lo vou
Drugs: sha vou
Gud bye: va vou
Cute: a cou
Ikaw: ga gou

haha i larb tis one

_prInceSs12_ wrote:

pick up lines:


  "miss, can i buy you a drink?"
  "actually, i'd rather have the money."
___________________________________________________________

  "im a photographer, i've been looking for a face like yours."
  "im a plastic surgeon, I'VE been looking for a face like yours!!!"

___________________________________________________________

  "your face must've turned a few heads!"
  "and your face must've turned a few stomachs!!!!"

___________________________________________________________

  "haven't i seen you someplace before?"
  "yes, that's why i don't go there anymore."

___________________________________________________________

  "is this seat empty?"
  "yes, and THIS ONE WILL if you sit down."

___________________________________________________________

Last edited by _prInceSs12_ (2008-07-25 06:02:56)

haha this one also

more jokes plsss

Chemistry Teacher: “Can you give me the formula for water?”

Student: “H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-.”

Chemistry Teacher: “Where did you get an idea like that?”

Student: “You told us the other day it was H to O.”

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A foreign tourist hired a guide to take him around Delhi and Agra.

At the Red Fort at Delhi, he admired the architecture and asked how many years it took to build.

“Twenty years,” replied the guide.

‘You Indians are a lazy lot,” the tourist said. “In my country, this could have been built in five.’

At Agra he admired the Taj’s beauty and asked how many years it took to build.

‘Only ten years,’ said the guide.

The tourist retorted: ‘You Indians are slow! We can construct such buildings in two-and-a-half.’

In this fashion the tourist claimed that every building he admired could have
been built in his country in quarter the time.

Finally, when they reached the Qutab Minar, and the tourist asked what it was, the guide replied: ‘I don’t know.

It wasn’t there yesterday evening.”

Last edited by Nehpets (Yesterday 13:42:56)