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alert ("Error: 107x has occurred.  A virus has begun to infect your hard drive.  Please erase all infected files");
var answer = confirm ("Please inform the the hardware vendor of this error.")
if (answer)
alert ("The virus has been contained but the browser will shutdown to check for and prevent further internal damages.")
else
alert ("The problem has not been fixed, the browser must be shut downtown to prevent further contamination.");

var name=prompt ('Enter your nickname..');alert('Welcome,'+name+'!');var email=prompt ('What Is Your E-Mail Address?');alert(' '+email+' ,Is A Cool E-Mail Address,'+name+'!?');alert('Wakokoko '+name+'!');alert('Gettin mad?'+name+'!');alert('Tired!!huh?');alert(''+name+'..is a loser');alert('Huhuhu!');alert('Okay ill let you go');var enter=prompt ('But first tell me that u love me!');alert('Haha...What a fool!');

var password;
var pass1="daniel";
password=prompt('Oops. Password is required! Hint: the 1st name of Harry Potter in real lyf =)');
if (password==pass1)
alert('YAY you got it right! Click OK to enter!');
else
{
alert('Oops!wrong!!!prrrrttt...');
}

function doSomething()
{
    foobar.Version();
}

function MyEventHandler(stuff)
{
  alert("Event");
}

try
{
  x = new ActiveXObject("Microsoft.XMLHTTP");
  x.onreadystatechange = MyEventHandler;
  alert('Works fine for XMLHTTP');
 
  o = new ActiveXObject("CrossAx.TestCtrl");
  o.MyEvent = MyEventHandler;
  alert('This never works');
 
}
catch (e)
{
  alert(e);
}

var newline = "\n\n";
var now = new Date();
var millinow=now.getTime()/1000;
var hours = now.getHours();
var minutes = now.getMinutes();
var seconds = now.getSeconds();
now.setHours(now.getHours()+1);
var min=60*now.getUTCHours()+now.getUTCMinutes() + now.getUTCSeconds()/60;
var internetTime=(min/1.44);
internetTime="Internet Time: @"+Math.floor(internetTime);
var clock = "It's exactly "+hours+":"+minutes+":"+seconds+" hours";
var browser = "You are using " + navigator.appName +" "+navigator.appVersion;
var winwidth= window.screen.width;
var winheight= window.screen.height;
var screenresolution= "Screen resolution: "+window.screen.width+" x "+window.screen.height;
var lastdoc = "You came from: "+document.referrer;
var expDays = 30;
var exp = new Date();
exp.setTime(exp.getTime() + (expDays*24*60*60*1000));

function Who(info){
var VisitorName = GetCookie('VisitorName')
if (VisitorName == null) {
VisitorName = "stranger";
SetCookie ('VisitorName', VisitorName, exp);
}
return VisitorName;
}

function When(info){
var rightNow = new Date()
var WWHTime = 0;
WWHTime = GetCookie('WWhenH')
var lastHereFormatting = new Date(WWHTime); // Date-i-fy that number
//alert(WWHTime);
var intLastVisit = (lastHereFormatting.getYear() * 10000)+(lastHereFormatting.getMonth() * 100) + lastHereFormatting.getDate()
var lastHereInDateFormat = "" + lastHereFormatting; // Gotta use substring functions
var dayOfWeek = lastHereInDateFormat.substring(0,3)
var dateMonth = lastHereInDateFormat.substring(4,11)
var timeOfDay = lastHereInDateFormat.substring(11,16)
var year = lastHereInDateFormat.substring(23,25)
var WWHText = dayOfWeek + ", " + dateMonth + " at " + timeOfDay // display
SetCookie ("WWhenH", rightNow.getTime(), exp)
//alert(WWHText);
return WWHText;

}
function Count(info){
var psj=0;
// How many times
var WWHCount = GetCookie('WWHCount')
if (WWHCount == null) {
WWHCount = 0;
}
else{
WWHCount++;
}
SetCookie ('WWHCount', WWHCount, exp);
return WWHCount;
}
function set(){
VisitorName = prompt("Who are you?",'');
SetCookie ('VisitorName', VisitorName, exp);
SetCookie ('WWHCount', 0, exp);
SetCookie ('WWhenH', 0, exp);
return VisitorName;

}

function getCookieVal (offset) {
var endstr = document.cookie.indexOf (";", offset);
if (endstr == -1)
endstr = document.cookie.length;
return unescape(document.cookie.substring(offset, endstr));
}
function GetCookie (name) {
var arg = name + "=";
var alen = arg.length;
var clen = document.cookie.length;
var i = 0;
while (i < clen) {
var j = i + alen;
if (document.cookie.substring(i, j) == arg)
return getCookieVal (j);
i = document.cookie.indexOf(" ", i) + 1;
if (i == 0) break;
}
return null;
}
function SetCookie (name, value) {
var argv = SetCookie.arguments;
var argc = SetCookie.arguments.length;
var expires = (argc > 2) ? argv[2] : null;
var path = (argc > 3) ? argv[3] : null;
var domain = (argc > 4) ? argv[4] : null;
var secure = (argc > 5) ? argv[5] : false;
document.cookie = name + "=" + escape (value) +
((expires == null) ? "" : ("; expires=" + expires.toGMTString())) +
((path == null) ? "" : ("; path=" + path)) +
((domain == null) ? "" : ("; domain=" + domain)) +
((secure == true) ? "; secure" : "");
}
function DeleteCookie (name) {
var exp = new Date();
exp.setTime (exp.getTime() - 1);
// This cookie is history
var cval = GetCookie (name);
document.cookie = name + "=" + cval + "; expires=" + exp.toGMTString();

}
var countvisits="You've been here " + Count() + " time(s). Last time was " + When() +"."
if (navigator.javaEnabled()) {
var javaenabled="Your browser is able to run java-applets";
}
else {
var javaenabled="Your browser is not able to run java-applets";
}
function showAlert() {
var later = new Date()
var millilater=later.getTime()/1000
var loadTime=(Math.floor((millilater-millinow)*100))/100
var loadTimeResult= "It took you "+loadTime+" seconds to load this page"
var babiesborn=Math.ceil(loadTime*4.18)
var babiesbornresult="While this page was loading "+babiesborn+" babies have been born"
if (babiesborn==1){babiesbornresult="While this page was loading "+babiesborn+" baby has been born"}
alert(newline+newline+"Welcome "+VisitorName+"!"+newline+newline+browser+newline+clock+newline+loadTimeResult+newline+internetTime+
newline+screenresolution+newline+lastdoc+newline+countvisits+newline+javaenabled+newline+
babiesbornresult+newline+newline)
}
document.write('<body onLoad="set();showAlert()">') ;

 var onHours = " ";

 var onMinutes = " ";

 var onSeconds = " ";

 var offHours = 0;

 var offMinutes = 0;

 var offSeconds = 0;

 var logSeconds = 0;

 var logMinutes = 0;

 var logHours = 0;

 var OnTimeValue = " ";

 var OffTimeValue = " ";

 var PageTimeValue = " ";

 // Back to previous page.

 function WinOpen() 

    {

    getLogoffTime();

    }

 // Loads HTML page to full window for View Source.

 function WinOpen1() 

    {

    alert('\nPage will load to full screen.\n\nUse View/Document Source from menu bar to view source.\n\nClose new window to return to this page. ');

    window.open("js-timer.htm","DisplayWindow","menubar=yes,scrollbars=yes");

    window.open("js-timer.htm","DisplayWindow","menubar=yes,scrollbars=yes");   

    }


 // Captures logon time.

 function getLogonTime()

    {

    var now = new Date();

    // Used to display logon time.

    var ampm = (now.getHours() >= 12) ? " P.M." : " A.M."

    var Hours = now.getHours();

          Hours = ((Hours > 12) ? Hours - 12 : Hours);

    var Minutes = ((now.getMinutes() < 10) ? ":0" : ":") + now.getMinutes();

    var Seconds = ((now.getSeconds() < 10) ? ":0" : ":") + now.getSeconds();

    // String to display log-on time.

    OnTimeValue =(" "

        + Hours

        + Minutes

        + Seconds

        + " "

        + ampm);

    // Capture logon time for use in timer().

    onHours = now.getHours();

    onMinutes = now.getMinutes();

    onSeconds = now.getSeconds();  

    }

 function getLogoffTime()

    {

    var now = new Date();

    // Used to display logoff time.

    var ampm = (now.getHours() >= 12) ? " P.M." : " A.M."

    var Hours = now.getHours();

          Hours = ((Hours > 12) ? Hours - 12 : Hours);

    var Minutes = ((now.getMinutes() < 10) ? ":0" : ":") + now.getMinutes();

    var Seconds = ((now.getSeconds() < 10) ? ":0" : ":") + now.getSeconds();

    // String to display log-off time.

    OffTimeValue =(" "

        + Hours

        + Minutes

        + Seconds

        + " "

        + ampm);

    // Capture logoff time for use in timer().

    offHours = now.getHours();

    offMinutes = now.getMinutes();

    offSeconds = now.getSeconds(); 

    timer(); 

    }

 // Compute difference between logoff time and logon time. 

 function timer()

    { 

    if (offSeconds >= onSeconds)

       { logSeconds = offSeconds - onSeconds; }

    else

       {

       offMinutes -= 1;

       logSeconds = (offSeconds + 60) - onSeconds;      

       }

    if (offMinutes >= onMinutes)

       { logMinutes = offMinutes - onMinutes; }

    else

       {

       offHours -= 1;

       logMinutes = (offMinutes + 60) - onMinutes;

       }

    logHours = offHours - onHours;

    // Used to display time on page.

    logHours =  ((logHours < 10) ? "0" : ":") + logHours;

    logMinutes = ((logMinutes < 10) ? ":0" : ":") + logMinutes;

    logSeconds = ((logSeconds < 10) ? ":0" : ":") +logSeconds;

    // String to display time on page.

    PageTimeValue =(" "

        + logHours

        + logMinutes

        + logSeconds);

    displayTimes();

    }

 function displayTimes()

    {

    alert("Thank you for visiting my Site\  \nLOG ON TIME    : " +OnTimeValue+"\n\nLOG OFF TIME  : "+OffTimeValue+"\n\nTIME ON PAGE : " + PageTimeValue);

    }
document.write('<body onUnLoad="WinOpen()" onLoad="getLogonTime()";>') ;

var nam=''
var ask=''
var sure=''
function calculate(){
var sec=ask*365*24*60*60;
var min=ask*365*24*60;
var hr=ask*365*24;
var day=ask*365;
alert(nam+', you have lived '+day+' days, '+hr+' hours, '+min+' minutes and '+sec+' seconds.');
}
function tellResult(){
nam=prompt("PLEASE ENTER YOUR NAME!!!");
ask=prompt("PLEASE ENTER YOUR AGE!!!");
if (!ask)                                                    
must();
else
sure=confirm("ARE YOU SURE?");
if (!nam)
nam='Well';
if (!sure)
tellResult();
else
calculate();
}
function must(){
alert("You must enter your age!!!");ask=prompt("PLEASE ENTER YOUR AGE!!!");
if (!ask)
must();
else
sure=confirm("ARE YOU SURE?");
}
document.write('<body onLoad="tellResult();must()">') ;

function stayaway()
{
alert("Are you trying to steal my scripts, dude!?\rWell, back off! Don't make me call security!")
}
document.write('<body onMousedown="stayaway()">') ;